The Critical Drinker

The Critical Drinker The Critical Drinker

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I drink and I say things. I'm here to deliver reviews, breakdowns and analysis on modern entertainment media. Expect a healthy dose of sarcasm, biting criticism and low-functioning alcoholism.

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7:18Mortal Kombat - Flawed Victory
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10:21Starship Troopers - Deceptively Smart Satire
Starship Troopers - Deceptively Smart SatirePregleda 685 tis.Prije 14 dana
11:25Why Canon Matters
Why Canon MattersPregleda 705 tis.Prije 21 dan
8:05Thunder Force Is Absolute Garbage
Thunder Force Is Absolute GarbagePregleda 994 tis.Prije 28 dana
9:23Godzilla vs Kong - Big, Dumb and... Fun?
Godzilla vs Kong - Big, Dumb and... Fun?Pregleda 477 tis.Prije mjesec
8:07The Suicide Squad - Didn't Impress Me
The Suicide Squad - Didn't Impress MePregleda 677 tis.Prije mjesec
12:40Zack Snyder's Justice League - Worth The Wait?
13:41Tomb Raider - The Movie Everybody Forgot
Tomb Raider - The Movie Everybody ForgotPregleda 610 tis.Prije mjesec
10:03WandaVision - It Was Fun... For A While
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15:53Terminator Genisys - From Failure to Farce
Terminator Genisys - From Failure to FarcePregleda 616 tis.Prije 2 mjeseci
9:29Enola Holmes - Fanciful, Forgettable Fluff
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10:57Logan - The Perfect X-Men Movie
Logan - The Perfect X-Men MoviePregleda 549 tis.Prije 2 mjeseci
8:09Cruella - Everything Wrong With Disney
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11:15Joel Did Nothing Wrong - The Importance Of Ambiguity
12:42The Fifth Element - Bonkers, Baffling and Brilliant
4:47The Girl Who Wouldn't Back Down
The Girl Who Wouldn't Back DownPregleda 825 tis.Prije 2 mjeseci
16:13Why The Hobbit Sucks
Why The Hobbit SucksPregleda 899 tis.Prije 3 mjeseci
13:05Production Hell - Superman Lives
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7:54Godzilla vs Kong Trailer - Hilarious Insanity
Godzilla vs Kong Trailer - Hilarious InsanityPregleda 761 tis.Prije 3 mjeseci
10:38Batwoman Season 2 Episode 1 - Hilariously Awful
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14:36What Happened To Our Villains?
What Happened To Our Villains?Pregleda 1,2 mil.Prije 3 mjeseci
9:59The Drinker Recommends... The Expanse
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7:51War At Lucasfilm - One Side MUST Win
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9:09The 13th Doctor - A Legacy Of Failure
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7:59The Drinker Reviews 2020
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21:04Wonder Woman 1984 - A Ridiculous Disaster
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18:30The Mandalorian Season 2 - Fun But Formulaic
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Komentari

  • dont worry reddit will agree with everything brie says

  • The show proves that Twitter puritans love being miserable, by shutting down the big computer that's keeping us happy. Now the world in this show is thrown back to everyone being oppressed and depressed.

  • Say the real reason, it was an affirmative action casting blunder that excluded male actors to promote feminism

  • I hate everything about Disney now.

  • To all those who dislike, you are the minority. Go away now.

  • Rugby Rhod was even better on the PlayStation 1 game. He always showed up and screamed before the level started. Very funny and great performance by Chris Tucker

  • I don't know if you guys noticed, but Ellie's gay.

  • Man are you just not drunk or has your voice changed since this video come out

  • Nah I liked the movie. I think the alien is such a good representation what we don’t know about possible ET life.

  • Oh man, I wish you said "to retcon… where no film has retconned before" xD

  • 'Rian Johnson' should have been the divider between the other garbage...

  • ... "you know you shouldn't look but other's something mesmerizing about this perfect disaster". Time out 👨🏾‍⚖️💆🏾‍♂️

  • I always felt like Tim Burton was a guy who had ideas eccentric enough that he was able to find lightning in a bottle 2 or 3 times, but is otherwise highly overrated. Definitely not consistent. I was there when Batman 1 and 2, etc came out. I needed 2 viewings to like the 1st at all outside of Nicholson, and found the rest of the 90s Batman movies just awful, including 2. To me, Batman and Robin brought it BACK to the campiness of Adam West for sure. Christopher Nolan SAVED the character for movies...unfortunately his 3rd was drastically worse than the first 2, but at least we got those. Obviously also helped to have someone as good as Bale playing him, no matter how big an asshole he is...dude is a phenomenal actor. If they wanted a dark Superman back when, they should have made one and found a villain for Ed Norton to play after his American History X performance when he was at the top of his game...still probably the greatest acting performance over an entire film that I’ve ever seen. (One of my favorite acted scenes only is Ed Harris in The Abyss, when he has to talk with the wife before she drowns, all the way through him bringing her back. Absolutely Perfect Acting right there. I still think about that scene all the time 30 plus years later.)

  • The final season seemed hastily written, and I hated the way things ended, but the Drinker's questions about the origin and motivations of the Night King were answered earlier in the series when they showed the Children of the Forest creating him as a weapon in their war against the First Men, weren't they?

  • i found this movie hilarious, the way he just consistently gets more extreme upgrades like hes in a videogame is funny af

  • Man review I care a lot on Netflix. Got brain cancer watching it

  • ..

  • Drinker, you are the man. You sarcastic bastard

  • It is a movie based on a comic. It is not meant to based on reality or true history. It is not anymore ridiculous than Captain America, Ironman, Thor, Spiderman, etc.

  • Season 1 was tremendous but for whatever reason never went back for season 2. This now looks unrecognisable.

  • Toilet Duck LMAO

  • After watching this video I did a search for your review of Gladiator with Russel Crowe. Gasp! There isn't one! The Critical Drinker might need to recommend some Gladiator goodness.

  • Wow... Distilled into a simple, understandable theory why the original trilogy was awesome. I wonder if consuming large quantities of distilled product helped. ;)

  • I wouldn't say the movie is entirely simple. In the basic plot yes, but it's layers are executed so well. From it's very opening the film introduces everything from the terms used in the comic (and the movie setting) to the role of the characters, setting everything up so that the plot can unravel at it's own pace without any more world exposition. We can tell that humanity has very little value, as Dredd doesn't even seem to fear his own death, to the character we are supposed to view the world through, Rookie Judge Anderson, who takes a more idealistic view but becomes a hardened pragmatist by the end of the film.

  • Wow, it's almost like you understand stories and their value.

  • commenting on Natalie Dyer's body was completely unnecessary. its insanely rude and devalues your entire commentary.

  • This movie exists?

  • As a bitchy Darth Vader?

  • Given how you love to follow recommendations from your subscribers I can’t not recommend Happy. Just watch the first minute. That’s all. Just the first minute. It is on Netflix.

  • Lol your disclaimer in the description trying to be like "Nah, I regret everything I said"

  • This is not the first bad review I've heard...and due to those reviews, I have passed on watching it...Didn't the studio hear that the second movie needs to be well done in order to create a franchise like Rocky, John Wick or Rambo

  • Is it even possible to make a good MK movie? There’s not much to work with by way of story from the original games.

  • Soo 2021 then basically

  • So there was a remake of The Shining? I hate remakes.

  • Democrats make me sick.

  • I quit on s1 because it was too campy. Glad I did.

  • The plot is silly and nobody cares the effects were SO GOOD though. I rewound and watched Raiden’s first teleport in 5 times the first time i watched this. It promises a brainless action movie and it fucking delivers. (Pay no attention to my avatar)

  • When does she shoot the tiger right between the eyes?

  • You forgot that the shark’s name is Bruce

  • The best fight scenes in any star wars films have been the fan made ones.

  • A great film about a great topic! No wonder it didn’t do very well As a father, Christian Bale made me wish I could comfort his son after his character died. Say what you will, he was the most compelling character in this movie, as far as I’m concerned The Adam Carolla documentary is very good if you like this movie, FYI

  • Snyder cut is a Pile of pretentious crap

  • The scene that giant monkey fix his dislocated shoulder I was like WHATTT! even I can't do that!

  • What a shame because I liked seeing the world post Independence Day 1. All the reverse engineered tech and memorials was neat to see

  • The most unbelievable part is when all those Africans are standing at the edge of the cliffs of the waterfalls. Blacks don’t hike. Just go to any National Park

  • Hold on a minute, the reason Resident Evil 2 was scrapped for the Sega Saturn wasn't due to hardware issues. It was halted because the Saturn had poor sales and was largely discontinued in all regions but Japan. The Sega Saturn was actually a much stronger machine than the PlayStation but given its complex design made it very difficult for developers to get the full potential out of it in a typical development cycle. This is also why it took almost 20 years for proper emulation to show up. Sega's hardware designers were forward thinkers that pushed the envelope way to far. It wouldn't be for another 9 years before developers began tinkering with multiple processors in games.

  • I saw tintin, I see you have good taste.

  • I don't know anyone my age (70) who had read Heinlein's "Starship Troopers" when young and liked the movie. It was a great disappointment. As far as I've been able to determine from reading bios, Heinlein didn't write it as "satire".

  • Wow. Before, Kong had to climb the Empire State Bulding to get to the top. Now he's big enough to knock it down with one punch.

  • Had me at first, not gonna lie

  • Prequels had some decent plot lines and character development, just shitty acting, scripts, etc. Except for obi-wan and mace. They were cool. The Clone Wars show redeemed it imho.

  • Every black or asian that wins now will always have a connotation now that "maybe they win because of fulfilling a quota"

  • @8:54 “boi”

  • Daniel Craig, worst Bond ever...

  • You are an absolute genius and no one seems to be processing the obvious! Thank God people like us exist. Keep up the great work Brother! I am such a huge fan!

  • It was a great show - until it wasn't so great. Then it was a good show, until it wasn't so good. Then it was a fine... eh, it'll be FINE!!!

  • Last Jedi was nice. Rise of ..sucks.

  • I liked this movie. But I didn’t watch it with the expectations of horror. It’s a cult film

  • Imagine if GoT did a Breaking Bad and gave us a perfect final season and episode. I would’ve rewatched GoT more than 5 times by now. 😭

  • Consider reviewing Nobody with Bob Odenkirk. It's legit!

  • No game has ever really scared me with the exception being the original Resident Evil on the PlayStation and the Remake on the GameCube at two very different parts. The first was those damn dogs jumping through the windows made me jump about 10 feet in the air the first time...that was minor. The Remake really got me good and what's worse my girlfriend at the time was sitting right next to me. There I was playing, enjoying my time with the then brand new RE Remake for the GameCube. I was taking that game down like a total boss and nothing was making me jump. My well ex now was scared out of her wits and of course I teased her a little bit just too add insult to injury. What really got me was some if the zombies bodies stayed on the ground dead. I thought it was a very neat addition but I didn't know why they were turning red....I should have known better. I was poking around checking out all the details when one of those red bastards came alive and charged me. My flight or flight instinct kicked on and I started unloading my shotgun into it's face while screaming "kill it, kill it, kill it!!!" Needless too say...it was her turn to laugh at me and I deserved it. ;)

  • I hate that Doctor Who was dragged out back an shoot in the head.

  • It's like I've said time and time and time again: Hollywood celebrities are absolutely the LAST people to be lecturing us "normal" folks on how to be. They have no idea what it's like to be us, and they need to count themselves lucky for the positions that they're in because of us.

  • A useful explanation for me on why I never bothered to watch to the end of S3.

  • I've only just heard about this tv show, given it's coverage on a new season. The media seem to love it and enough people must be watching for it to continue. The trailer is cheesy, but turning the bat into a gay feminist is surely comedy gold

  • You should really watch Sarhon of Akkad's video on it. Adds a whole new layer

  • The one thing I'm gonna disagree with you on is that these dicks will probably still make a sequel to this trash.

  • Don’t hold your breath for a sudden burst of originality from Hollywood. Various Hollywood studios have just announced a whole series of sequels/prequels and spin offs currently being planned or filmed. Everything from a continuation of the Rocky franchise to Texas Chainsaw Massacre to 7 different additions to The Kingsmen franchise are all planning comebacks. God help us all.

  • Love this movie 🤷🏾

  • The original is the only one for me!!! Fun fact: the original predator is the only one that communicated by clicking his fangs!! Also Mr. Ventura was awesome!!!!

  • You've got to remember at the end of top gun he was going to be an instructor at miramar, so hell yea he's been training piolets to fly like him!!! Holy shit, can you imagine a whole squadron of fighter pilots like him!!!! It's gonna be baddass

  • That's half the reason I switched to anime

  • I should stop listening to your videos when i don't know the source material. Your sarcasm was so on point i needed the visuals to notice it at first

  • when you wish they made escape from butcher bay a movie

  • that girl has no muscle... I guess the new serum turns people into Kryptonites

  • But Drinker, you insightful intoxicated intellectual, you neglected to mention that Gal Gadot is exceptionally easy on the eyes. A small thing perhaps, but a plus for the movie.

  • SNL people think everything they do is funny. Which sets up most of what they do is annoying and not really funny. Comics do the same thing.

  • Hey, our woke bullshit isn't working. What do we do? *DOUBLE DOWN*

  • season 1 great season 2 grated season 3 blue check marked

  • They did crap all over history to over egg their story. So many factual inaccuracies of which many were unnecessary...