Technoblade Technoblade

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I play video games too much. I might not be the best, but I do have hot elbows.

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13:08I Must Win MrBeast's $10,000 Refrigerator
1:39:49First Meeting [Dream SMP]
First Meeting [Dream SMP]Pregleda 6 mil.Prije mjesec
12:29The Main Character of Dream SMP
The Main Character of Dream SMPPregleda 6 mil.Prije mjesec
10:40I Ruined Skeppy’s Video
I Ruined Skeppy’s VideoPregleda 8 mil.Prije 2 mjeseci
2:12:04It ends today. [Dream SMP]
It ends today. [Dream SMP]Pregleda 12 mil.Prije 3 mjeseci
3:52:12becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]
becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]Pregleda 11 mil.Prije 3 mjeseci
12:10Dream SMP But I Troll Skeppy
Dream SMP But I Troll SkeppyPregleda 8 mil.Prije 4 mjeseci
12:07The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]
The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]Pregleda 7 mil.Prije 4 mjeseci
21:09Dream SMP: The Red Festival
Dream SMP: The Red FestivalPregleda 7 mil.Prije 5 mjeseci
10:05Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSIS
Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSISPregleda 10 mil.Prije 7 mjeseci
25:24Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament
20:10Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)
Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)Pregleda 15 mil.Prije 9 mjeseci
11:09That Time College Discovered My YouTube Channel
14:12Skyblock: Potato War 2
Skyblock: Potato War 2Pregleda 11 mil.Prije godine
18:04My First Minecraft Championship
My First Minecraft ChampionshipPregleda 2,4 mil.Prije godine
12:21Bullying Tommy \u0026 Ph1lza With My Goons
23:37SMP Earth: Battle of the Pit
SMP Earth: Battle of the PitPregleda 5 mil.Prije godine
18:06That Time I Conquered SMP Earth
That Time I Conquered SMP EarthPregleda 7 mil.Prije godine
10:10SMP Earth: The Empire Begins
SMP Earth: The Empire BeginsPregleda 4,9 mil.Prije godine
18:25Skyblock: The Great Potato War
Skyblock: The Great Potato WarPregleda 18 mil.Prije godine
23:47Minecraft But TNT Spawns On Me Every 10 Seconds
10:54minecraft monday: the finale
minecraft monday: the finalePregleda 4,3 mil.Prije godine
2:15:08minecraft monday but i get banned
minecraft monday but i get bannedPregleda 2,7 mil.Prije godine
12:06the deadliest sword in skyblock
the deadliest sword in skyblockPregleda 12 mil.Prije godine
11:20they added guns to bedwars
they added guns to bedwarsPregleda 4,8 mil.Prije godine
2:40:33suffering in minecraft monday w/ Wilbur Soot


  • HRwiki just loves recommending things 6 years late, doesn't it?

  • What happened to the original thumbnail

  • 8:11 Famous Last Words

  • Imagine being the owner of the best server in minecraft, but still level 1 on bedwars

  • stop sorting by new

  • My god this video is getting like a million views a week damn

  • keyboard proness

  • Poor Callahan lol

  • Skyblock players are the nicest people on the planet. a few videos later.

  • Techno is the definition of work smarter, not harder

  • Technoblade axe is stronger but slower just jump for the axe be faster you'l get use to it

  • G o r f

  • О да, россия.

  • Techno has to use the same screens hot of him dead because it's the only time he has ever died in blitz, it took the entire server targeting him with hack clients on

  • That was 15 seconds

  • I wonder if Technoblade knows about him being the leader of the group where he fights Dante in Skyblock

  • Rip BBH

  • Every word that comes out of technos mouth is gold

  • This is so peaceful to watch just techno taking out a hole team in bedwars by himself.

  • This video just screams The Stanley Parable XD *THE TECHNOBLADE PARABLE!*

  • I have two ping

  • Just he’s like “HE KNOWS” 😂

  • he protec he attac but most importantley his upload schedule is crap

  • At the end he just says ur bad to get us to sub. (It totally worked).

  • couldn't you shift click to place a block of tnt on a note block

  • Rip original picture on the front video what happened

  • 0:37 the last resemblance of present-day technoblade. The laugh is eternal.

  • 5 years later

  • I failed my math test and I asked her why and she said “well you did all the questions right... but you did not do it how I wanted you to”

  • Techno blade:gets nuked me: not even close baby techno blade never dies

  • Guess Techno love anime🤣

  • Bro Technoblade, plz train me bedwars I am not too good at it plz or make a video on it


  • 11:02 I thought the shroomlight was a command block and I was thinking *WAIT WHAT HOW DID HE GET A COMMAND BLOCK???*

  • superior

  • WHAT

  • Imagine the chaos that would ensue if people used this as a reference to learn how to drive

  • 0:24 little techno made a swear, lol

  • friend 1:05:53

  • Techno's Words of Wisdom: " I think the moral of this story is at the end of the day, sometimes the best camafloge is not hiding directly next to a man wearing a BRIGHT BLUE SONIC ONESIE!"

  • lets go techno


  • This is entirely true

  • ᶜᵃⁿ ⁱ ʳᵉᵃᶜʰ ¹ᵏ ˢᵘᵇˢ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵀʰⁱˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ

  • POV: You've been randomly recommended this for no reason.

  • End portal frame

  • techno: has an axe also techno: *proceeds to uses fists to cut down tree*

  • When tommyinnit has more Subscribers than technoblade

  • Y does dis contain swearing I’m not used to him swearing

  • Huh? Pythagorean theorem was useful for once?

  • Techno: has a "poor setup" me: is still in elementary school and has a monitor and laptop...

  • so thats why he whispers so often

  • 11.40 22:20

  • he's called techNOBLADE for a reason

  • "Noone will know!" . . . "Except that wither"

  • The hell is he wearing

  • Tapl is like when he saw techno:IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER

  • AFTER SO LONG. THAT TOOK 9 HOURS AND 21 MINUTES. Technoblade, you have high standards


  • the end LOL im dyingggggggg ancient stink

  • Hey don’t hate on windows live movie maker like that :[


  • Minecraft manhunt but it ain't boring and its Techno vs random kids